The Godfather Finale....Sorry I mean Housewives of New Jersey

O.M.BnG

Usually the RHoNJ have been barely tivo worthy, def not sit down with popcorn on a Tuesday night type of thing, but last nights finale was a MUST SEE. From the FIRST time I saw the preview last week I was HOOKED. I was ready to throw a RHoNJ viewing party with all the essentials like Lee Press on Nails, animal print clothes, pasta and 'The BOOK." More importantly I wanted to see when Teresa (the 'Fabulous' stage mom with new 'Bubbies') would flip that table. Most of the season we just saw her be the only Housewife who's 'bubbies' didn't resemble big 'ol cantaloupes on their breasts and not part of the 'family that's thick as thieves' like Dina Caroline or Jacqueline. The freakout was CLASSIC the person who bleeps out profanity made a killing in this episode from the mouth of our 'Fabulous Teresa'! Who knows WHAT Bravo was serving these Jersey moms but that was NOT just champagne. Teresa gave the Christian Bale freak-out youtube video a run for it's money. I think someone needs to go on a little Jersey trip and do a little search for Danielle, because there MIGHT be a possibility that they poured concrete on her feet and she's at the bottom of the Jersey River. I felt like my TV may have switched from Bravo to HBO and a Soprano Rerun, except this time instead of Tony Soprano we have Caroline. I mean seriously, if I was walking at home and night and happen to walk by Caroline 'The Godmother' I would run the other way. She gives the vibe of what Kathy Bates and a bulldog lovechild would look like. My favorite line from her after the whole dinner was over was when she told the backstabbing sister in law Jacqueline 'The people you're upsetting the most are my parents' uh oh bitch messed with the wrong Italian mafia family, next season you'll get to see Jacqueline and Danielle on the run from the mob. Which will certainly be a lot better than the little putz's that are coming up on NYC Prep next week. Oh well there still is the reunion episode next week where they will be filming from underneath the Jersey Turnpike.